John Ktejik

The Everything Resume

1442 110th Street, Pleasant Prairie, WI 53158






Team Work and Leadership

Experience working in a team setting; Ability to lead groups in thinking and analyzing.

Analytical Mind

Able to methodically assess an issue for potential problems and swiftly find solutions; Strong desire to learn new things and an interest in solving challenging problems.


Able to learn new information quickly; Skilled in programming languages such as C, C++, C#, Java, ADA, Visual Basic, HTML, XML, LUA, SQL, PHP, .Net, SOAP, SQL, MVC; Experience with applications such as Excel, Access, Word, Microsoft Visual Studio, Coldfusion, Apache, Unix, Dos, Oracle, Macromedia Suite, Photoshop, and many more.



Online Masters of Computer Science, Georgia University of Technology, 2019 

Gateway Technical College, Robot Programming (FANUC industrial 6-axis arms), 2013 

Paralegal Certification - Carthage College, Kenosha, Wisconsin, 2009

Dale Carnegie Public Speaking Certification, 2007                      

Fine Arts Studies, Acting and Piano Teaching

University of Wisconsin – Parkside, 2003 – 2004

Bachelor of Science - Computer Science

University of Wisconsin – Madison, Class of 2001

Study abroad, University of Queensland, Australia, 2000

I spent the summer of 1999 studying at Regents College, London, as part of an exchange student program with Elmira College.

Elmira College, Elmira, NY, 1997-1999

And I am constantly reading, reading, reading.  Mostly fiction, but the non-fiction is mostly about management and abnormal psychology.



Writer, author of No lines No Laps No Lectures, available on Amazon, and The Adventures of Mish. (summer of 2016 and 2019)

Soccer Referee (1994-1997, 2013-present)

Teacher, Afterschool Enrichment Solutions (2014-2017). Chess, engineering, and video game programming.

Web Site Programmer, Avis Web Design (April 2010 –  2014). Custom coding (mainly in PHP and SQL) for client’s web pages.

High School Soccer Coach, Wilmot High School (20011), St Joseph high school (2012-2013).

Volunteer coach at Kenosha Area Soccer League.  (2004 – Present) (Yes, that's 15 years and counting)

Legal Assistant, Madrigrano, Aiello & Santarelli. LLC.  Intern.  (March-April 2011)

Mod Developer, (2006 – Dec 2010)

Creating interface modifications (mods) for the online game World of Warcraft

Director, Actor, Lakeside Players (2010 – Present)

Piano Teacher, Self-Employed (2004)

Programmer, Quality Control Tester, Automated Peripherals, Inc.  Engineered technical documents into custom payroll software for hospitals; Tested code; Wrote reports on issues found and their potential solutions  (February 2002 – August 2003)

Tutor, Boys & Girls Club of Kenosha (2007);

Sales Associate, Sunglass Hut (2006);

Dog Handler, Dairyland Greyhound Dog Park (2005);

Furniture Mover, Lathrop Furniture (2004);

Mailman, Grocery Bagger and Cafeteria server, (College)


I am a cross between an INTP and an INFP. This makes me a scientist and a teacher, a dreamer and a writer.


I have aspergers. It's basically mild autism. I've been compared to Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, Rain Man (played by Dustin Hoffman), and of course, Alan Turing (Benedict Cumberbatch) in The Imitation Game. I'm excessively literal and honest. I'm working on it.


Like Alan Turing, I'm kinda smart. I'm technically a genius (130+ IQ) but I've learned it's more important to get along than be right.


I have depression, anxiety, and insomnia. I'm sleepy before noon, awake at night.


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